(via louisenouvain)
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
(via sodamnrelatable)
So this is a dramatic reading of a real break up letter. It’s probably quite old, but I don’t care. Too funny!
Also: this of course isn’t mine. The author of this masterpiece is indicated on the website.
The girl wakes up and looks like this:
Hell, when I wake up I look like this:
(via sodamnrelatable)
I’m always like:
Then I’m like:
Then I’m like:
Then when they ask me out I’m like:
Then I go home and I’m all like:
Because I said no.
But then I remember that relationships are:
(This actually happened not too long ago)
I’m so socially awkward.