random rants

everything that I find interesting/funny/enlightening or just want to share

itotallyrelate:

Yes! I’m gonna get fit like 

Then I see a brownie and I’m like

So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like

But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay

This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.


(via sodamnrelatable)

So this is a dramatic reading of a real break up letter. It’s probably quite old, but I don’t care. Too funny!

Also: this of course isn’t mine. The author of this masterpiece is indicated on the website.

itotallyrelate:

The girl wakes up and looks like this:

Hell, when I wake up I look like this:

(via sodamnrelatable)

queen-cry-baby:

I’m always like:

Then I’m like:

Then I’m like:

Then when they ask me out I’m like:

Then I go home and I’m all like:

Because I said no.

But then I remember that relationships are:

(This actually happened not too long ago)

I’m so socially awkward.